March 2025
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Minecraft Movie Sparks Real-Life Block Shortage
A Brick-Buying Frenzy Unleashed In what can only be described as the most unexpected side…
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SAG-AFTRA Strike Leads to Silent Video Games
In what can only be described as the most bizarre gaming experience of the year,…
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Pedro Pascal Cast as Lara Croft in New Tomb Raider Movie
In a move no one saw coming (or possibly everyone, given Hollywood’s current trajectory), MGM…
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Warner Bros. Announces Live-Service Superman Game
The Ultimate Superman Fantasy (For Those Who Love Waiting and Paying) Players will don the…
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Nintendo Announces New Plan to Detain and Make People Indentured Servants for Life for DMCA Violations
In an unexpected and frankly terrifying twist, Nintendo has unveiled a new policy at a…
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2K Games Promises Even More Microtransactions for WWE2K26
In what can only be described as a shocking revelation, 2K Games has announced that…
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Michael Jackson’s Soul Trapped in Moonwalker Cartridge
In an unexpected twist, Michael Jackson’s soul has been discovered trapped inside a Moonwalker cartridge…
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Xbox Announces They’ll Cancel All Games in 2026, Vows to Close All Studios
In an unprecedented move that has left gamers everywhere stunned, Xbox has announced that they…
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How to Beat Oda Nobunaga in Assassin’s Creed Shadows (Or Die Trying)
Well, you Oda fight Nobunaga now. So, you’ve made it to the big showdown with…
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Team Cherry Claims Silksong Was Never Real, Gamers Gaslighted Themselves
Team Cherry Drops a Bombshell In a stunning turn of events, Team Cherry, the beloved…

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Mikey Yaden
I’ve been a a frequent lover of the video games since the early 90s. I remember when SEGA did what Nintendon’t. Unc gamer status is certified.