In a crossover nobody saw coming (or asked for), the eternally grinning overlords at Nintendo have added Minecraft’s Chicken Jockey to the Mario Kart roster. Yes, that’s right—a zombie baby riding a chicken. We’ve officially run out of brakes.

Feathers, Flesh, and Furious Speed

While other racers bring mushrooms, shells, or banana peels to the track, Chicken Jockey rolls in with raw chaos. The chicken handles steering with panicked clucks, while the undead toddler just… vibes. Don’t let the baby-sized proportions fool you—this thing corners like a caffeinated kart racer with a death wish.

And the special ability? “Poultrygeist Mode” a speed boost that leaves a trail of ghostly feathers and horrifying peck damage. Toad’s still in therapy.

Lore-Less But Lovable

Nintendo insists there’s a “deep narrative reason” for this addition. Something about bridging blocky universes and creating “synergistic franchise harmony.” Translation: some intern accidentally emailed Mojang and now here we are.

Still, it’s hard not to appreciate the absurdity. Chicken Jockey doesn’t belong, and that’s exactly why it fits. It’s the kind of unhinged energy that makes Mario Kart feel alive again, like when Link showed up with a sword or when Waluigi did literally anything.

Final Lap And Thoughts

Is it balanced? Absolutely not. Is it hilarious? Unquestionably. Watching Bowser get overtaken by a screeching chicken-zombie fusion feels like the kind of fever dream I never want to wake up from.

So yeah, Minecraft’s pint-sized poultry-pilot is in. And just like Lakitu pulling you from lava, we have no choice but to accept it. Welcome to Mario Kart, Chicken Jockey,you chaotic little legend.

Don’t forget to trash your theater like a wild animal when you hear the legends name called.