Well, you Oda fight Nobunaga now.
So, you’ve made it to the big showdown with Oda Nobunaga, the Demon King himself. Congratulations! Now, prepare to get absolutely wrecked.
Step 1: Very Very Sneaky Sir
First, you need to infiltrate Honnoji Temple, which is crawling with guards who apparently didn’t get the memo that you’re the main character. Use your Eagle Vision to mark them, then start thinning the herd. Assassinate the guy who thought standing alone under a rooftop was a good idea, lure another into a well (a classic move), and slip through a lantern-lit crack in the wall—because naturally, this fortified temple has a ninja-sized hole in it.
Step 2: The Dance Begins
Nobunaga isn’t here for idle chit-chat. He opens with a two-hit combo that will either:
A) Remind you to dodge, or
B) Teach you the meaning of regret.
If you survive long enough, he’ll grab you for a dramatic cutscene because, apparently, even history’s greatest warlords appreciate a little cinematic flair.
Step 3: Things Get Worse
Now Nobunaga’s angry. He stops playing fair and adds an unstoppable three-hit attack. (Unstoppable? Who writes these rules?) The key here is patience—dodge, wait for him to overcommit, and stab him where it hurts: his ego.
Then, because the game developers really want you to feel the drama, burning debris starts falling from the ceiling. Nobunaga, now in full final boss mode, speeds up his attacks and throws in a four-hit flurry just to keep you humble.
Step 4: Git Gud
So you died. That sucks. You could gather your bravery and wit to try again. You could also uninstall the game. I don’t know what else you want from me here. I can’t play the game for you because I don’t even know where you live.
You did your best. That is all that matters, champ.
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