Last Updated: 3-25-2025
Welcome to Squib Gaming, the premier destination for gaming satire, sarcasm, and shenanigans. By accessing or using Squib Gaming, you agree to these Terms of Use. If you don’t agree, well… maybe you take gaming too seriously.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By visiting Squib Gaming, you acknowledge that:
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This is a satire site. If you believe anything here is real, that’s on you.
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We make jokes. If you don’t like them, that’s also on you.
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We might change these Terms whenever we feel like it. Check back if you care.
2. Content is Not Serious (But We Are About This Clause)
Everything on Squib Gaming is meant for entertainment. We exaggerate, we poke fun, and we absolutely do not offer real news or real advice. Do not make life decisions based on anything you read here. If you do, we take zero responsibility for what happens next.
3. User Conduct
By using Squib Gaming, you agree to:
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Laugh. It’s a comedy site.
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Not take legal action because you didn’t get the joke.
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Not spam us with rage emails (but if you do, we might feature them).
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Not copy our content and claim it as your own (we put way too much effort into these jokes).
4. Comments & Community Rules
We love engagement, but if your comments are:
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Hate speech
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Threats
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Spam
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Or just plain not funny
…we reserve the right to delete them. Maybe we’ll roast them first.
5. Image Credits & Ownership
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We do not own most of the images used on Squib Gaming.
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Every image is properly credited to its respective owner.
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If you are the rightful owner of an image and believe it has been used improperly, please contact us, and we’ll resolve the issue.
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Just because an image appears on Squib Gaming doesn’t mean we created it (unless it’s something truly cursed, then maybe we did).
6. No Liability for Rage-Induced Controller Throws
We are not responsible for:
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Broken controllers
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Keyboard-smashing incidents
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Loss of online friends due to Squib-related arguments
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Any other consequences of taking satire too seriously
7. Third-Party Links & Advertisements
If we link to something, we’re not endorsing it. If an ad appears, we didn’t personally approve it (we just like money). Click at your own risk.
8. Termination (a.k.a. The Ban Hammer)
If you repeatedly violate these Terms or just generally annoy us, we reserve the right to block you. No refunds (not that you paid anything).
9. Changes to These Terms
We might update these Terms whenever we want. If we do, we might announce it… or we might not. Either way, if you keep using the site, you’re agreeing to them.
10. Contact Us (If You Must)
If you have questions, complaints, or just want to tell us how hilarious we are, feel free to contact us at squibgamingcontact@gmail.com. Just know that we might ignore anything that isn’t amusing.
By using Squib Gaming, you acknowledge that video games are meant to be fun, and so is this website. Now, go forth and enjoy the satire—just don’t take it too seriously.
Game on.